Apparently I Can Fit In The Trunk Of A Fiat

"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
06/18/2014 at 19:46 • Filed to: FitInTrunk

I, a 200lb 5'10" American Male can fit in the trunk of a very small Italian hatchback. My friend, (the owner of the fiat) Fits so well that she could take a comfy nap in there. She is 5'5", 110lbs.

ME:

Her:

DISCUSSION (23)

CAR_IS_MI > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
06/18/2014 at 19:50

Kinja'd!!!

Fit. You keep using that word...

PatBateman > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
06/18/2014 at 19:51

Huh. There's several jokes here, but I feel that the opportunity was presented too easily. I cannot, in good conscience, make these humorous statements.

Thank you.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > CAR_IS_MI
06/18/2014 at 19:52

My left knee was up against the inside of the bumper, there was space behind me, but im claustrophobic and I didnt want to contort myself any further

CRider > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
06/18/2014 at 19:56

Kinja'd!!!

She looks too happy back there. Mine are normally bound and gagged.

Your boy, BJR > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
06/18/2014 at 20:02

is she old enough that I could legally try to fit in HER trunk?

(Out of all of the possibilities, I AM ashamed I went with that.)

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Your boy, BJR
06/18/2014 at 20:09

She's 21, thats why I can drive her car with her with my permit

PatBateman > CRider
06/18/2014 at 20:21

This reminds me of the best bar trivia team name I've ever heard: "The hooker in my trunk is paranoid".

PatBateman > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
06/18/2014 at 20:26

Kinja'd!!!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PatBateman
06/18/2014 at 20:28

Shes like my sister No, you cant have her

Your boy, BJR > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
06/18/2014 at 20:29

hi tell her that a super cool auto blogger with a BMW and a really big dick and fantastic weed named Benjamin J. Rolland would like to meat her.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Your boy, BJR
06/18/2014 at 20:30

First of all no, shes like my sister, second of all we live in colorado good weed is everyewhere

PatBateman > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
06/18/2014 at 20:30

She's LIKE your sister. LIKE.

You can't call The Sister Rule on girls that are LIKE your sister.

Your boy, BJR > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
06/18/2014 at 20:32

shit.

fhrblig > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
06/18/2014 at 20:51

I'm 5'11" and 250+ lbs, and I can fit in the backseat of my Fiat with the front seat nearly all the way back. And that's without being in pain or contorted. I guess that's the benefit of having to spend my teenage years wedged in the back of my stepdad's Nissan 300ZX 2+2.

PatBateman > Your boy, BJR
06/18/2014 at 20:56

PSSST. I think she's here. She just liked my comment.

PatBateman > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
06/18/2014 at 21:02

She just made herself a username, didn't she?

Get her Oppo Authorship.

Your boy, BJR > PatBateman
06/18/2014 at 21:03

Kinja'd!!!